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Doctor of Divinity, Anyone?

In Evanston, Illinois, are the “Missionaries of the New Truth” who also advertise under the heading: “We want you to join our faith as an ORDAINED MINISTER with the rank of DOCTOR OF DIVINITY.” They state: “We are a fast-growing … Continue reading

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No Questions Asked

The following advertisement was clipped from a college newspaper based in Tucson, Arizona: WOULD YOU LIKE TO BECOME A MINISTER? ORDINATION is without question and for life. LEGAL in all 50 states and most foreign countries. Perform legal marriages, ordinations … Continue reading

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Working Harder

It’s been estimated that during a very lucrative time for Fuller Brush Company, salesmen would get into 1 in every three homes by knocking on doors, and a sale is made in one of every six homes entered. By comparison, … Continue reading

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The Birth of Mormonism

Mormonism owes its birth to trifling employment of time by a minister of the gospel! Its Book of Mormon, on which it is built, was written by one Reverend Solomon Spaulding during a period of delicate health. To beguile the … Continue reading

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Saving More Souls In Utah

Years ago a wealthy lady from the east made many trips to Salt Lake City to be baptized for the dead. Over the years she was baptized 30,000 times! She did it for relatives and friends and former people like … Continue reading

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Joseph Smith’s Thoughts On The Moon

“The inhabitants of the Moon are more of a uniform size than the inhabitants of the earth, being about 6 feet in height.” “They dress very much like the Quaker style and . . . live to be very old; … Continue reading

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The World’s Largest Press

Who owns the largest printing press in the world? The New York Times? Look? No! It is the Jehovah’s Witnesses. They have one press that puts out 500 pieces of propaganda every second. From that one press alone, comes out … Continue reading

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Armageddon Date Revised

September 1975 had been the date set for the world’s end, according to some zealots within the Jehovah’s Witnesses. However, it soon appeared that it was a slight miscalculation and had been corrected by the sect’s 81-year-old theologian, F. W. … Continue reading

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Nothing New To Dr. Parker

Dr. Joseph Parker of London said many years ago, “In the last thirty years I have seen enough dead theories and discarded hypotheses to fill a good-sized cemetery. They entered the world like an amateur band and coughed their way … Continue reading

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“Get Out of America” Fizzles

January had come and gone but the United States had not. Therein lies the need for some tall explaining by Moses David Berg, secluded founder of the controversial Children of God sect. Berg had ordered all his followers out of … Continue reading

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“Lord” Chesta In Jail

When northern California police arrested Chesta Arthur Mills, Jr., on charges of malicious mischief, he warned them: “I am to be addressed as Lord Chesta, for I am the second son of God and Lord over all churches.” The prisoner … Continue reading

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Issuing Passports To Heaven

A woman who calls herself “Alice the Prophetess” issued “passports to heaven” to an estimated 100,000 Africans who joined her holy war of rebellion against the Rhodesian government. The forty-five-year-old woman claimed she died, went to heaven, met the big … Continue reading

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A Kenyan Crucifies Self

One afternoon in 1965, Daniel Waswa, a citizen of Kenya, struggled up a hill and was crucified by his wife at his own direction. As he hung on the cross, he told the gathered crowd, “I am dying for the … Continue reading

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An Astronaut’s Step Created False Christ

A Christian leader in India had informed several people about another man in the area, “We have a man in India who claims that when the astronauts put their foot on the moon, the Lord Jesus Christ came into this … Continue reading

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Sallman’s “Last” Three Months

Millions of copies of Warner Sallman’s “Head of Christ” painting hang in homes around the world. The picture presents Jesus as a man of strong personality, rugged health, with the marks of character and leadership. Here is the artist’s life … Continue reading

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The King Practices Obedience

It is said of Henry of Bavaria that at one time, becoming weary of court life, he determined to enter a monastery. When he presented himself to Prior Richard, the faithful monk gave him the strict rules of the order. … Continue reading

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Faithfulness – Plow Corn

A young man presented himself to the presiding elder of the Methodist Church and said he desired to become a preacher. On being questioned by his ecclesiastical superior, he replied that the night before he had seen in the sky, … Continue reading

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As Usual With Wesley

A lady once asked John Wesley that suppose he were to know that he would die at 12:00 midnight tomorrow, how would he spend the intervening time. His reply: “Why madam, just as I intend to spend it now. I … Continue reading

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Setting The Sails

When Hudson Taylor, the famous missionary, first went to China, it was in a sailing vessel. Very close to the shore of cannibal islands the ship was becalmed, and it was slowly drifting shoreward unable to go about and the … Continue reading

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Pulling On Both Oars

An old Scotsman operated a little rowboat for transporting passengers. One day a passenger noticed that the good old man had carved on one oar the word “Faith,” and on the other oar the word “Works.” Curiosity led him to … Continue reading

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