If you have any type of technology in your house that deals with circuitry, I’m sure you’ll be able to appreciate these:
Whoever said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results has obviously never had to reboot a computer.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were Prime mates.
Don’t use “beef stew” as a computer password. It’s not stroganoff.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Q. What do you call it when you have your mom’s mom on speed dial?
Q. What should you do after your Nintendo game ends in a tie?
A. Ask for a Wii-match!
Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?!
Q. How does a computer get drunk?
A. It takes screenshots.
Q. Why did the PowerPoint Presentation cross the road?
A. To get to the other slide.
PATIENT: Doctor, I need your help. I’m addicted to checking my Twitter!
DOCTOR: I’m so sorry, I don’t follow.
Have you heard of that new band “1023 Megabytes”? They’re pretty good, but they don’t have a gig just yet.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They told me I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
We’ll we’ll we’ll…if it isn’t autocorrect.
Person 1: Do you know how to use Outlook?
Person 2: As a matter of fact, I Excel at it.
Person 1: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?
Person 2: Word.