Computer “Thoughts”

If you have any type of technology in your house that deals with circuitry, I’m sure you’ll be able to appreciate these:

Whoever said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results has obviously never had to reboot a computer.

Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were Prime mates.

Don’t use “beef stew” as a computer password. It’s not stroganoff.

Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”

Q. What do you call it when you have your mom’s mom on speed dial?
A. Instagram.

Q. What should you do after your Nintendo game ends in a tie?
A. Ask for a Wii-match!

Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?!

Q. How does a computer get drunk?
A. It takes screenshots.

Q. Why did the PowerPoint Presentation cross the road?
A. To get to the other slide.

PATIENT: Doctor, I need your help. I’m addicted to checking my Twitter!
DOCTOR: I’m so sorry, I don’t follow.

Have you heard of that new band “1023 Megabytes”? They’re pretty good, but they don’t have a gig just yet.

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They told me I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.

We’ll we’ll we’ll…if it isn’t autocorrect.

Person 1: Do you know how to use Outlook?
Person 2: As a matter of fact, I Excel at it.
Person 1: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?
Person 2: Word.

About Roland Ledoux

Pastor of Oasis Bible Ministry, an outreach ministry of intercessory prayer, encouragement and exhortation of the Word of God and author of the ministry blog, For The Love of God. I live in Delta, Colorado with my beautiful wife of 49+ years and a beautiful yellow lab whom we affectionately call Bella.
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