Questions That Make You Go . . Hmmmm

Burning Questions

On some young children’s toys they have warnings that say, “Not suitable for children under 3.” How are they supposed to read THAT?

How can Smurfs always run around in white socks , but never get grass stains?

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

Why does everyone, including his little sister, call Charlie Brown by both his first and last name?

In Star Trek, Final Frontier, why would God need a star ship?

Why is it that on any TV show, if a woman is running away from someone she will always trip and fall?

Why do the bad guys always wear black hats and the good guys always wear white ones?

Why is he called the Lone Ranger if Tonto is always with him?

Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman’s chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?

Why is it that most action movies the hero can be surrounded by bad guys with machine guns, and only be armed with one pistol but still kill all the bad guys and end up untouched?

Why is it that movies based on true stories are always made up?

Why is it that nobody on TV has time to watch TV?

Why do all the female aliens in Star Trek have two arms, two legs, and an urgent need to grasp the concept of human ‘Love’?

Why do they always start off the evening news with “Good Evening” when all they talk about is bad news?

Why did they call the show Mission Impossible, when they always completed their mission?

Was Roy Rogers a Trigger Happy Cowboy?

Not So Deep Thoughts . . .

Is it OKAY to use the AM radio after noon?

What do chickens think we taste like?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What do you call a male ladybug?

What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man?

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them?

If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?

If a cow laughs uncontrollably, does milk come out of her nose?

About Roland Ledoux

Pastor of Oasis Bible Ministry, an outreach ministry of intercessory prayer, encouragement and exhortation of the Word of God and author of the ministry blog, For The Love of God. I live in Delta, Colorado with my beautiful wife of 49+ years and a beautiful yellow lab whom we affectionately call Bella.
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