More Kid’s Logic

First, to those of you on-the-ball, yes, I just got this from a Facebook post, but I couldn’t pass it up, to pass it along! I love humor about kids and the innocence they come across with; wish we could ALL be this innocent! (Of course, the older we get, the more we are supposed to MATURE!) ‘Nuff said!!

Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years old.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became a father only when I was born.
(Logic!! Children are quick and always speak their minds.)

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is. (She points to North America.)
Teacher: Correct. Now, Class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria just did!

Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
Glenn: ‘K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
Teacher: No, Glenn, that’s wrong.
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(Ha! Child logic again!)

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O
Teacher: Where and how did you come up with that?
Donald: From you, yesterday you told us it’s H to O.

Teacher: Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the
same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No sir; it’s the same dog!

Teacher: Harold, can you tell us what you call a person who
keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher??!!

About Roland Ledoux

Pastor of Oasis Bible Ministry, an outreach ministry of intercessory prayer, encouragement and exhortation of the Word of God and author of the ministry blog, For The Love of God. I live in Delta, Colorado with my beautiful wife of 49+ years and a beautiful yellow lab whom we affectionately call Bella.
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