First, to those of you on-the-ball, yes, I just got this from a Facebook post, but I couldn’t pass it up, to pass it along! I love humor about kids and the innocence they come across with; wish we could ALL be this innocent! (Of course, the older we get, the more we are supposed to MATURE!) ‘Nuff said!!

Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years old.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became a father only when I was born.
(Logic!! Children are quick and always speak their minds.)

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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is. (She points to North America.)
Teacher: Correct. Now, Class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria just did!

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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
Glenn: ‘K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
Teacher: No, Glenn, that’s wrong.
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(Ha! Child logic again!)

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O
Teacher: Where and how did you come up with that?
Donald: From you, yesterday you told us it’s H to O.

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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the
same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No sir; it’s the same dog!

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Teacher: Harold, can you tell us what you call a person who
keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher??!!