I wasn’t sure whether to put this here or “Food For Thought” on my For The Love of God site, but those of you who don’t find it even slightly humorous can contemplate and debate it and those who don’t find it worth thinking about can laugh it off!! Pastor Roland (with a smile!)

(Biblical headlines as might be written by today’s media)

On Red Sea crossing:
WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE
Pursuing Environmentalists Killed

On David vs. Goliath:
HATE CRIME KILLS BELOVED CHAMPION
Psychologist Questions Influence of Rock Used

On Elijah on Mt. Carmel:
FIRE SENDS RELIGIOUS EXTREMISTS INTO FRENZY
400 Prophets Killed

On the birth of Christ:
HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS LEFT HOMELESS
Animal Rights Activists Enraged by Insensitive Couple

On feeding the 5,000:
PREACHER STEALS CHILD’S LUNCH
Disciples Mystified Over Behavior

On healing the 10 lepers:
LOCAL DOCTOR’S PRACTICE RUINED
“Faith Healer” Causes Bankruptcy

On healing of the Gadarene demoniac:
MADMAN’S FRIEND CAUSES STAMPEDE
Local Farmer’s Swine Investment Lost

On raising Lazarus from the dead:
PREACHER RAISES A STINK
Last Will & Testament Reading Delayed

–Author unknown.